So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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