Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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