Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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