she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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