dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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