at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
4 words: hood of his car
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just googled if crying burns calories
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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