You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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