I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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