I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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