i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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