love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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