He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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