You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Randomize