with your own penis?
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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