Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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