quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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