ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm really busy with my period
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