well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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