Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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