I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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