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Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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