Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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