if you like me you must not know who I am
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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