I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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