Sry I called you an 8
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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