LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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