it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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