I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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