so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you would pick up someone in the library
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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