I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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