i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
