i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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