found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
