Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My life is pants optional.
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