glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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