My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
is it fun? or sober?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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