love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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