found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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