The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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