isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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