I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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