what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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