that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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