You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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