I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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