I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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