Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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