Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Your penis caused this!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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