He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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