Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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