Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Someone shattered a urinal.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
tell me about the fingering
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