just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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