I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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