In America we eat man semen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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