chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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