So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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