Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?