I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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