Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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